santé — HEALTH

[san(s)-TEH] (n. f.) The sane man, he of healthy mind, knows not to defecate in tea cups, for there are porcelain receptacles better suited to the task, more sanitary but also large enough for relief. In fact, sanity and sanitation are two things that have brought Western Civilization out of the Dark Ages and to the glory, healthful days of the KFC Double Down and Starbucks Double Chocolaty Chip Frappucino Crème Blended Beverage, both of which are sure induce more porcelain bowl discharges. More to the point: sane, sanity, sanitary and sanitation all come from the French word santé which simply means health.